COURT | Suing Ms. Rezalisa

[Werew0lf 13059]

 

[This missive can be found publicly for all to read, spread using W1z$rd Dyn£sty agents, however this missive is mainly addressed to the high courts of the Kingdom of Haense].

 

To the High Courts,

 

I hope this missive finds you well. 

 

I am wishing to sue Ms. Rezalisa on the grounds of explosive related and terrorist related offences, including indictment for an attempted murder. 

 

On the eve of some day, which is not of importance, I was sought out by this young noble lady in order to help her in her troubles. This was inside of the throne room, as I can attest, and I did in fact solve her issue. However, in the process of doing this, she has decided to release a flaming explosive arrow from a mage-touched bow in my direction, causing me to nearly die and get obliterated, but it also nearly destroyed the throne-room. 

 

Look, here is a detailed sketch of the damage. 

 

 

Do you see the pure EXTENT of the damage? At the steps of the throne? I believe that Ms. Rezalisa had certain wicked plans to ensure that she could silence me once and for all, and this is a part of a larger interpol terrorist plot in order to assassinate the King of Haense, by means of having the throne-room collapse on itself. Luckily, I, a brave and noble wizard, saved the room.

 

As someone who is employed under the crown as a court wizard, swearing fealty to our king, I believe this matter must be dealt with in court. The King of Haense has provided me with an attorney, being his son, Prince Josef Stanimar.

 

The offences I will be suing for are as followed:

 

♛ One count of terrorism.

♛ One count of treason.

♛ One count of battery against a court official.

♛ One count of attempted murder.

♛ One count of arson. 

♛ One count of illegal possession of explosives in a royal premises.

 

And to Ms. Rezalisa, 

 

I’ll see you at court, *****. 

 

[The golden wizard at the bottom flips-off the reader, most likely directed at the person he is attempting to sue. It is animated using wizardry].

 

Signed,

 

Esior,

 the Golden Wizard,

Court Wizard of the Kingdom of Haense

 

 

[sarahbarah 5255]

"MY GOD! We must fetch Reza a lawyer at once!" Emma cries.

[SethWolf 1500]

Siegmund Weiss exchanges his robes and metal mask for the face of another, and a snappy suit to match...

 

 

"It's all good, man." He muttered to himself.

 

[Mady 3169]

 

As the flaming wizard imagery flipped off the Ruthern Duchess, it would shortly be responded to with an uppercut punch to the jaw.

"Ea ******* hate wizards!"

[UnBaed 9275]

Rezalisa wheezes at coming to read this missive, she began to see spots while being wracked with immense worry.  "S-Surely it is a misunderstanding?!" she muttered to herself, desperate for any assurances.

 

"Godan. . I must pray- I cannot rest with such a mess as this!" The Kovachev would certainly seek out aid once the morning came, though her evening was spent hard at work weaving threads. . .

[ferdaboy 1826]

"I must see this through. . ." Said Josef, preparing for the battle of a lifetime.

Spoiler

 

[woke 193]

After many winters in the north, Rickard returned to find his cousin accused of attempting to murder the king. He made the double-barred cross, the traditional Ruskan gesture, and prayed for his cousin's safety.

[Britannicvs 2177]

9 hours ago, SethWolf said:

Siegmund Weiss exchanges his robes and metal mask for the face of another, and a snappy suit to match...

 

 

"It's all good, man." He muttered to himself.

 

A dwarf groans as a Yrommar steals the identity of renowned Urguan lawyer Sidewae Goodman.