THE SIEGE OF UBUNTU | THE WAR IN THE EAST

[Sean_VEVO 1841]

THE SIEGE OF UBUNTU

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"To the pitiful defenders of the siege at “The Tree of Five-Maehrnor”, your hallow walls have been brought asunder with but a few cannonballs and a singular ladder. 

This was your greatest fortress? How do you intend now to defend from our advance? Do you regret now spitting on the Sons of Krug?

 

Hark, it is now in our grasp. Your Ubuntu… we only need to reach out and take it.

 

From the ashes of your abominations will grow the largest flora in Aevos, your blood is only watering the ground of the returning Zag’hal of Zag’bal.

Defend this Ubuntu for our warriors thirst for another battle, this siege did not sate desire; but know the longer you take to give in the more our demands will heighten."

 

-Letter of Autarch Daahd’Lur to the defenders of the Castle Ubuntu.

 

 

With this announcement, the REXDOM and its allies march to siege UBUNTU. The demands have changed. Any former allies of Vikela will remain neutral lest they provoke the wrath of Lurak and be forced to pay reparations. Remaining Allies of Vikela be warned- you will now pay the price of war.
 
The REXDOM makes these demands which will be ceded in full or any peace will be denied:

 

• The removal of all structures built by Vikela.
• The replacement of the Queendom with stewards of the forest.
• The destruction of the daemon statue (it floats upon the waters without voidal intercession!)
• The destruction of the so-called tree of “five.” Accomplished.
• War Reparations from nations who oppose the just action of Lurak and prevent it from being a quick endeavor.
• War Reparations from the Vikelan Government to pay for the cost of War.
• The exile of Vikelans from the southern half of the continent for eternity effective one year after unconditional surrender.
• The Fall of Ubuntu.

 

 

WARCLAIM: JUNGLE_PLATEU_10 (VASSAL_UBUNTU)

WARGOAL: THE REMOVAL OF THE VIKELAN ENTITY IN SOUTHERN AEVOS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Pancho 2858]

"You act as though we will pick up and move once more. No matter the cost, we will fight." Field Marshal Cerrick declared as he readied his forces once more for battle. This time, in his backyard of Ubuntu.

[Snow1770 389]

A low cackle left the orcess’ maw. “Weak twiggies. UBUNTU MUST FALL!!” She’d laugh again before going back to her feast of roast Vikelan.

[starlitseer 3995]

 

"Yub, yub, Qor'dash will deliver another victory!" The gobbo shouted within the square at the announcement of the next march upon Vikelan lands.  She began preparing more war rations to provide for the Krughai and Rexdom Lurak.

[Rigorous 2085]

Rhak'Dom readies himself enthusiastically.

[DrunkPapaBear 2000]

The redskin smiles the tusked smile as he prepares for a party before the next siege.

 

The vikelans gave us enough provisions to feast bruddahs! It will be hard to chew on their fear-filled meat, but they will taste delicious!

[Unwillingly 11887]

"Will they ever surrender?" softly wonders Galahad. "These situations beg the question, whether it is brave or foolish not to. Knowing the ideals of the Vikelans, I'd suppose it's the latter. They're like a peacock who pretends to be something proud, something worth admiring. But we know better. They do not."

[wowj 3098]

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A letter is distributed across Braevos..

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War. . . War never changes. . .

 

WHAT DOES CHANGE? 

 

GRUB-BUCKET SEASONAL DEALS!!!!

 

We at the Grub-Bucket are excited to hear that our cousins in Kagumar Krugmenistan LURAK were victorious in their first of many conquests against Ubuntu!

In honor of the ancient deal made with mascot & partial shareholder Grimruk (after which the Iconic Grimruk-Shake gets its name and orange color), the Grub-Bucket is willing to offer CATERING to the Gonijin!

 

GRUB-BUCKET GRUBONO-WORKERS WILL DISTRIBUTE DELICIOUS MEALS AT HALF-OFF TO ANY GONIJIN WHO SAYS THE SUPER SECRET CATCHPHRASE,

"VIKAELA DELENDA EST!"

For EXTRA HUNGRY Gonijin, we introduce

The Grub-Bucket 72oz Steak Challenge

1. Entire meal must be completed in one hour. If any of the meal is not consumed…YOU LOSE!

2. Before the time starts, you will be allowed to cut into the steak, and take one bite. If the steak tastes good and is cooked to your satisfaction, we will start the time upon your acceptable approval. The time will not stop, and the contest is on, so make SURE before you say “Yub'hai.”

3. Once you have started you are not allowed to stand up, leave your table, or have anyone else TOUCH the meal.

4. You will be disqualified if anyone assists you in cutting, preparing or eating of your meal. This is YOUR contest.

5. You don’t have to eat the fat, but we will judge this.

6. Should you become ill, the contest is over… YOU LOSE! (Please use the bucket provided as necessary.)

7. You are required to pay the full amount up front; if you win we will refund 100%.

8.You must sit at a table that we assign.

9. If you do not win the steak challenge, you are welcome to take the leftovers with you.

10. No consumption or sharing of the leftovers is allowed in the restaurant once the contest is over.

11. If you fail to complete the challenge, you must pay the full 72 Mon

 

Prices, meat origin, and grease levels may vary. Deals will last until the end of the conflict or cowardly capitulation of Ubuntu

 

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This is a photo I took of Dargrind @Lojo613 when we were doing the real Big Texan Steak Ranch 72 oz Steak challenge in Amarillo Texas