Grub-Bucket Announcement: Grub-Yub Food Delivery!

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[!] A letter was distributed across Braevos

“Latsu want Katsu?”©

We at the Grub-Bucket are excited to announce our newest addition to the Grub-Bucket family: The Grub-Yub Grub Delivery service.

“Grub-Yub Yub,Grub!”©

The Grub-Yub delivery system is very simple, simply contact the Grub-Bucket Via Aviary or Rumination Reflection, once your order has been confirmed, our Grubono Chefs will cook up your delicious Grub-Bucket meal and ship it across Braevos on our Tojo-Fast Delivery Sakuragakure Sock-Riders (now purchasable at the Ugokoyama ❖ Clan Stall for as little as 100 Mon!) Super Cheap!

Grub-Bucket Grubouncement: Zlurpee

Wariwari at the Grub-Bucket are happy to announce that the Grub-Bucket has gotten a complete redesign, with new Grub-Fryers and a Zlurpee machine, with brand NEW flavors such as Blueberry, Spite Cranberry and Grimrūk Orange!



Prices, meat origin, and grease levels may vary.

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"Zlurpee." Said the new Sō of Nichi-Jin.

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HOW TO UTILIZE GRUB-YUB DELIVERY SERVICE

Step 1. Locate nearest stable source of fire

Step 2. Imbue your Machiman (Gaijin Translation may vary) Energy into the flames

Step 3. Call Takemura, of clan Ugokoyama

Step 4. Place order, give location (approximate coordinates are preferred)*

Step 5. Enjoy your Grub™!

 

*delivery to spook lairs may result in unintended kuruzed hunting. customers are not guaranteed protection from Victors Justice (Sponsored by the Grub-Bucket™)