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I'd marry Nirvash.

MFW girl asks if I want to sit with her at lunch. MFW I basically say no.

Shitty day.

Just watched part of Pulp Fiction. What. The. F

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Why my post unapproved...? It was a joke, on a thread where everyone is raging. Just let **** be, for Joseph Smith, Jr's magical pantaloons sake.

FM's, I'm getting REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL tired of this unapprove posts that shouldn't be unapproved stuff. (As it has become apparent, I'M JOKING).

I wrote a letter for Santa. He said he was too busy for my problems. The only thing I got was a hug. And not frm my parents- No, from my dog. Do you have any idea how hard it is to hug a dog?

So this Apophis shiz. If all goes to plans, I'll be an astro-physicists around the time when the asteroid is coming CLOSE to Earth, I'll figure out a way to propel it away.

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing bu...

Calvin and Hobbes is a sad comic at it's core.

LotC is the only site that works for me ATM. Hi.

Why do they ONLY hire cute girls at grocery store checkouts? I can't go to any guy so when I say the obligatory 'Have a good night' she looks at me like 'You're a little young for me kid'.

You know, I think that if parents would sepnd less time worrying about waht their kdis watch on TV, and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place. -One of the writers of South Park.

OpTic rigs.

I'm 'Famed Nobility' GGGGGGG.

You know bats have the highest homosexuality rate of all the mammals?