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Ålastorous

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  1. So I went to the doctor today.. And yeah- I don't have testicular cancer. >_> But I did get my balls touched.

    1. The Cleaning Crew

      The Cleaning Crew

      Always traumatizing.

      Always.

    2. Varstivus

      Varstivus

      Good news, but always awkward.

    3. Evilbanana5757
  2. So me and my friend were talking on Skype. He mentioned that he was talking to this girl who's friend recently died. I told him that I was sorry for her loss. Shortly after, we ended up talking about how we were going to have eachother's adopted babies. o_O

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost
    3. danic

      danic

      Skype is a wonderful thing.

    4. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      Oh yes. Especially when you have friends as 'unique' as mine.

  3. So my mother had said that chocolate is better than.. this certain activity between two loved ones.. that takes action usually after all of the kids in the house have gone to bed... >_>

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    2. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      I.. well.. I blame my lack of sleep.

    3. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      Better then Pattycake?

    4. ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      Sometimes the kids don't go to bed, they are playing pattycake just like the parents.

  4. So would a true friend invite you to his house, not tell you that he invited his girlfriend, ignore you the entire time, pay all the attention in the world to her? Would a true friend blame you (In such a rude way) for excluding yourself from the group if HE ignored you for hours and hours? I honestly don't understand people sometimes.

    1. CommunistSpy

      CommunistSpy

      Bah, friends? You just need a cat.

    2. Nug

      Nug

      I got two cats, I'm popular. ^3^

    3. argonian

      argonian

      I'd have pretended I had to go and just leave if I felt I was being completely ignored and was literally doing nothing but just walking around bored.

  5. So yesterday my father happened to be drunk. He tends to be bi-polar and completely out of line when he's drunk so- just putting that out there. Anyway- What would you do if one of your parents purposefully dumped left over cut grass all over the driveway and sidewalk just so you had to clean it up? (We're talking A LOT of cut grass)

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    2. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      @Jarkarll Funny- That's actually what I did.

    3. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      Suck it up and dump it on your parents bed. Or in their clothing... Or just whack your father upside the head with a beer bottle.

    4. 3andD

      3andD

      Clean it?

  6. Stupid videos won't upload to Youtube.. RIGHT WHEN I NEED THEM TO! WHYYY!? D:

  7. That awkward moment when you're in a room talking with your friend, enjoying your time with your buddy and all. Then someone in the other room starts a conversation about the conversation you're having with your friend. My thoughts were, "So let me get this straight.. You people are talking about me talking to my friend? Who does that?!?!"

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    2. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      Quite possibly. Or people with no lives. lol

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      So, you know, the other day, I overheard my neighbors talking about their dog being loud and noisy in their house, and my god, I sort of agree! They also said how the dog always runs outside, and barks at squirrels and everything, and Jesus, I wish they would put some more restraint on that thing!

      I don't find that really weird, actually. Perhaps you were talking about something that they thought were interesting too?

    4. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      Actually we were talking about something that I knew for a fact that was not interesting to them haha. But eh- whatever.~

  8. That moment when you come back to talking someone you've not seen in forever.. and they want to be with you.. o-o

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Makes me wish someone wanted to be with me. Good luck, brave soldier.

    2. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      The complication is that I already care about this other girl so much.. o.O Ohh boy. Yeah I'll definitely need all the luck I can get

    3. Lord of the Nublets

      Lord of the Nublets

      Gah... so COMPICATED

  9. That moment when you're trying to get someone alone, and then 5 other people decide to join you on your quest. >_>

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      Roflmao, I know that feel. Good luck with that~ :3

  10. This is how I am when I go into the pantry.. and there aren't any Butterfinger Bars left!!!

  11. Totally better than the original!!!

  12. what feel Canada? I'm not following.

  13. Whoever posted a somewhat rude comment on one of my Youtube videos, I don't particularly appreciate it. And yes, I know it was someone from here.

  14. Will be preforming this song live sometime soon.

    1. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      I'll back you up with vocals if need be!

    2. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      Yeah man! But you'd have to be pretty good at singin' to nail this song. The vocals are rather tricky.

  15. Yay for generic updates! Merry Christmas everybody! I wish you the best Christmas you've had in your entire life so far!

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