hellfiazz

If you can read titles, you know what to do.

If not, ask me anything.

People not allowed to ask me anything: sandk1ng and Elad, you both suck.

"Urukz nub lib en trybz, wi lib en uh kumplekz agh ordur'd nayzhun-ztayt!" protests Buubztik. "Agh whu am wi tuh ignur duh gyzdunz ub owur pridizezzurz agh anzezturz?"

nice meme

Buubztik shakes his head as Ologs become part of the merchant class

"Glozag Votar, u lufut!" shouts Buubztik

Buubztik waits patiently for the response, the prospect of war exciting him. 

"Maybi diz shara nayzhun wull lazt lungur den azhti yirz!"

This really, really needs to be altered. This lore would be denied as it is, because honestly it's really quite graphic, to say the least, and highly unsuited for the age rating of the server.

However, other than that giant, glaring issue, the lore is interesting and would provide some really unique roleplay, so it won't be denied yet. Instead, I recommend you change this about somewhat, and instead of it bursting from the rear, it is instead vomited out, or bursts from the chest. That would be far easier to accept (and read), and would allow me to sleep at night.

Thanks for your patience.

I'm sorry to say that this lore has been denied.

The main issue with this is that this could potentially already be done with an enchantment of illusion. Finding someone who could do that for your weapon IC could provide a lot more roleplay than just writing up lore for it, and it can achieve the same effect.

Additionally, blood crystals shouldn't really be storing psychic echoes, so it doesn't quite make sense in that regard.

Thank you for your patience. 

I'd say it would make more sense for it to give haste if anything.

Like Jistuma says, tattoos don't grant actual shamanic ability, they're just a cultural thing, as well as helping to offer praise to a Spirit(s).

Buubztik salutes the wisdom of Malog's proverbs. "Hozh wurdz tuh liv bah, bruddah"

Buubztik roars in anger "ROR FIZH? WUB KYND UB ZIK BAZTURD ZELLZ AGH EETZ ROR FIZH?!"

((http://gyazo.com/9d238b3b31e383c92b7fc6e30cf46dbc

I don't recall doing this, I'm afraid. Credit should probably go where it's due.))

Myn nahmuh izt Buubztik.

((Mein namme ist HELLFIAZz))

Buubztik looks around, seeing no-one but ghouls in the body piles

I still don't get what went wrong with Round 1...

How do you mean?

I'd like to be an LM, sure.

( Round 2 ;) )

Perhaps we should have it go to B, and if people still aren't happy after a while they completely get removed.

Though I would really like to see this Aengudaemonic descension thingy, so I'll personally vote A.

AAAWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAA

"Hahlun'or huz ohlwaiz klaym'd duh puzizhun ob pazifizum agh izulayzhuizum az azh ob pyuriti, bud am ohl tuu willin tuh mayk wur agh inturfiyur wenevut id zuutz dem" says Buubztik

Leeds is full of chavs

anyone's a chav when you're white middle class

leeds is a haven for culture and learning

Porandor Latafrumri

The Fae of Tamenth's call to war is answered, their military alliance accepted. After all, if you planned on going to war with someone, you might as well do it when a might necromancer horde was about to help you do so as well. The majority of the Porandori army, 20,000 warriors, 6,000 Lur wolf cavalry and 400 shamans, march to Tamenth to meet up with their forces. [1 page]. War is declared on Campestribus.

The war galleys that were privateering pull back, and return to the heart of Porandori lands. With some loot and plunder stolen, they were moderately satisfied with their less than noble ventures.

Non-aggression pacts are offered to all nations not part of the Humanic Council.

The Kingdom of the True Lur is offered to join the Porandori, and create a stronger force against the heathens to the west, and to honour the Spirits. [Due to inactivity of sneaky, Mod plox]

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With rumours of the other nations starting accessing powerful beings and boons from their gods, the Porandori Shamanic Council, led by Buubztik, begin to delve into the creation of Muyakelgs. These powerful beings were crafted to the size of a small building, made from flesh and bone, and inhabited by an elemental spirit, thus allowing them to manipulate their relevant elements. The first attempts are made in the creation of Fire Muyakelgs. [Mod for Yae or Nae]

if hue was a food, what food would it be?