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Narvi the dwarf woke up, drenched in sweat, he just had the most terrible nightmare. 

"Now the work begins." Narvi nodded, proud that his old boss Ulfar Starbreaker had been elected as King of the Dwarves. 

I first would like to give my perspective of the roleplay that occurred, as context to the situation that then developed a few days ago. I was roleplaying with Jebus on Saturday morning, where his character Bworki informed mine (Narvi) about serious allegations made against Ulfar (Enderking) by Alaric (Hrokaz). Obviously, given the Ironborn insinuation made (a cultural taboo topic) as well as attempts to paint Ulfar as going to cause racial tensions within the sub-races of the Dwarves, this seriously concerned my dwarf, and I informed Enderking about it in RP and organised an investigation with one of my Legion officers. I was supposed to announce this investigation at the dwarf moot held later that day, but due to reasons I’d rather not get into here, I left the meeting, and one of my officers told the clans on my behalf. Alaric denied it, and that was that.

That was the roleplay thus far. It has developed since, but that isn’t strictly relevant as I wish to now touch on an incident that occurred on Monday. The Mountain Dwarf clans had put out a joint statement, and Hrokaz at first seemed to be taking it in good faith. But pretty quickly it devolved into an argument (and initiated by Hrokaz) as he started complaining about the nature of the post and that it was not objectively true. I told him to argue that in roleplay but he began complaining about the ‘joke’ of the Dwarven justice system - and it’s true our Justiciar hasn’t been around lately but that should be addressed in roleplay. He begins complaining about the nation and insisting nothing will happen in roleplay, demonstrating a clear inability to show good faith in roleplay by denigrating the character of his… roleplay opponents in a public channel. I told him to chill and handle it roleplay, pointing out this was not a good look (as he is currently running for NL of the Dwarves) yet he continues to insist nothing will come of it in roleplay entirely denigrating that medium and conflict roleplay. I told him to stop and to take it to dms or our debate channel though the others didn’t want to continue the discussion there. At this point, as Hrokaz was complaining about an absentee Justiciar I made the valid point that we could have had an NL on Saturday as they were the only two candidates. Hrokaz had in fact returned to the Dwarves the day before to do just that, and I would like to stress his selfishness here in the context of his prior attempts to become NL of Urguan (a total of 4 times, 5 now) that the majority of the community that roleplays in the capital had nominated Chum yet he Hrokaz insisted on dragging out the process for his own ego even as he has consistently been rejected by the Dwarves in his attempts to become NL, to tie in to what has already been said by Jebus and Serf about his character. At this point he began to defend his roleplay claims in the ooc chat and that they were all ‘factually true’ showing a complete inability to comprehend that others would naturally take offence to that in roleplay as slander; and I believe a prime example of ooc and roleplay blending together for this player. I tried to point out why this would be taken that way but he refused to listen, insisting on the truth of his roleplay claims. Around this point I referenced the countless times he has complained about roleplay in ooc, some of which is evidenced above, though he insisted he wasn’t venting and that continued to argue the point (that I had previously stated should be resolved in roleplay and not in an ooc medium) thereafter he mischaracterised the entire impetus as ‘Jeebus’ consciously lying oocly despite the screenshot evidence posted above and I would like to state here that even if Jebus modified the exact phrasing (which would naturally have occurred given the fact he wasn’t quoting it word for word from logs) the intent was there in what his character had said. Around this point the argument was getting repetitive, so I ended it by saying we would roleplay later. 

On an aside, and while not strictly relevant to subject matter that initiated the report, I would like to stress that this is extremely common behaviour from Hrokaz - (the evidence is numerous but would inevitably drag out my reply, mods may contact me for some of it if they wish) who seems to consistently blend roleplay and OOC, so that any ‘move’ made against him in roleplay is an apparent personal attack on his character. I believe this is evidenced by a continuous belligerent and defensive toxic attitude with which he responds to roleplay as shown numerous times in this report and its replies. As a community leader within Urguan and someone who has been familiar with him and his antics for years, I’d like to stress the general community dissatisfaction with Hrokaz’ continued bad-behaviour and would advocate that he receive a significantly harsher sentence than my friend Jebus has advocated. I believe his behaviour repels new players from our community, who are unhappy with the toxic environment he inevitably fosters with his consistent whinging about anyone disagreeing with him on a point or any negative roleplay upon his character (and by extension for him his person), that inevitably spawns long arguments that frustrate anyone involved and generally wastes everyones time. Others have protected him in the past, partly because he can be extraordinarily charming to newer players and usually paints himself as the victim in any situation along with the general laissez-faire attitude from Urguan’s leaders towards the discord, but at this point enough is enough. I believe he has no place on the server with his present attitude towards role-play and other players on this server, let alone the Dwarven community.

The evidence of the exchange on Monday has been posted directly below:

https://imgur.com/a/fvUemK0

THE LEGIONS

ENDORSEMENT

Duty and service are not words to be thrown around lightly; serving as Grand King is the greatest privilege that a dwarf can enjoy, and it is also the greatest responsibility. It is for these reasons that the Legion of Urguan hereby endorses the candidacy of Ulfar Starbreaker for Grand King, who is the only candidate who can be counted on to sponsor the Legion and advocate for its interests; he has pledged to aid in the reconstruction of the Legion Hall, promises a port solely controlled by the Legion and regular wages. Ulfar is a dwarf who has long served our people, fighting in countless wars in the realm's defence, and has served loyally in the renewed Legion of Urguan. He has struck the earth and established new colonies for our people in service to the Worldmaker. He understands the need for change and reform to fix the issues that permeate our society today and is a leader that we strongly believe can take up the mantle of kingship. More to the point, he understands the personal sacrifice this entails and strives only to do his duty to his people. With many threats on our borders, Ulfar Starbreaker is exactly the kind of strong leader Urguan needs, one that can bring unity to the Khazadmar. A leader who can return us to our ancient ways and the glories of our forefathers.

NARVAK OZ URGUAN

NARVAK OZ ULFAR

Signed,

Narvi,

Grand Marshal of the Legion,

Snaer Frostbeard,

Tribune of the Legion,

Gallio Grandaxe

Legate of the Legion,

Bworki Broadbeam

Legate of the Legion.

3 minutes ago, Borin said:

UnusualBrit has oppressed me and others on many occasions. I would like to thank Ibleesian for doing their duty as a mod and bullying UnusualBrit and those around him.

WTF????

I feared for my life tbh

Based

Narvi's eyes comically bulged as he read the missive. 

9 hours ago, SethWolf said:

Siegmund Weiss exchanges his robes and metal mask for the face of another, and a snappy suit to match...

 

 

"It's all good, man." He muttered to himself.

 

A dwarf groans as a Yrommar steals the identity of renowned Urguan lawyer Sidewae Goodman.

EDICT OF MILITARIZATION

Mandated by the Obsidian Throne

As of the 12th of Dungrimms Call, the Legion shall implement new reforms by the Grand King’s decree.

• The previous Edict of Emergency shall be repealed as the present danger from the Darkstalkers has passed.

• All Dwarves above the age of 18 are encouraged to enlist within the Legion to face the impending threat of the Azdrazi and serve their Kingdom. 

• The Honour System of Old shall be restored to reward consistent service towards the Legion and the Grand Kingdom of Urguan.

• All enlisted Legionnaires have had their honour calculated based on their service in the past few years. 

• Payment shall be standardised at the rate of 25 mina for Ironguards and 50 mina for Pridebearers; Grunts must prove their dedication to the Legion.

• The requirements for payment per stone week shall be attendance at one Legion practice and two stone hours of Gate Duty. 

NARVOK OZ URGUAN

Signed,

Thurgrim Silverbraid

Grand King of Urguan, Clan Lord of the Silverbraids

Narvi,

Grand Marshal of the Legion,

Snaer Frostbeard,

Tribune of the Legion.

Narvi slammed his fist. "If I catch the bastards who put this tagum up to this - Kavir!" He swore, grimacing at the missive. 

1 hour ago, indiana105 said:

"We ought to beat more foreigners," spoke the King of the Haeseni as he read over the missive.

"Gods above." A startled dwarf replied nearby. 

Narvi, squints at the letter and ponders aloud “Are they tryin’ tae insult us?” He muttered, grimacing at the fatal error.

12 minutes ago, Papa Rock said:

"Noh."

“Oi laddeh.”

thank safety admin cpt noobman

EDICT OF MILITARY EMERGENCY

Mandated by the Obsidian Throne

As of the 9th of Dungrimm’s Call, it is ordered that the Grand Kingdom of Urguan shall undergo a state of military emergency, to ensure the safety of the Khazadmar in response to the Darkstalker threat. 

• All abled-bodied Dwarves over the age of 18 are summoned to enlist within the Legion as Grunts; report to your nearest officer for information. New recruits will be granted rations, equipment and legion bunks.  

• Yrromar are also encouraged to enlist within the Legion as auxiliaries to help defend the lands of Urguan against threats that imperil them. 

• A curfew is ordered: Dwarves in the workforce or otherwise undergoing private enterprise are advised not to leave the capital without sufficient military escort. It is also advised that every dwarf arms themselves with aurum or blunt force weaponry to defend themselves. 

• The forest Dwarves of Hefrumm are likewise advised to remain in their village until the roads are safe.

• Legion Patrols will occur regularly to clear the roads of Darkstalkers threatening the safety of the Khazadmar. The gates will likewise be under double guard. 

NARVOK OZ URGUAN

Signed,

Thurgrim Silverbraid

Grand King of Urguan, Clan Lord of the Silverbraids

Narvi,

Grand Marshal of the Legion

Gallio Grandaxe, 

Tribune of the Legion

THE LEGION

As a disciplined and experienced military force, the Legion represents the might of the Dwarves. Members of the Legion are utterly committed to the service of their nation, prepared to defend their people from any internal and external threats that may agress on their mountain home. 

WHY ENLIST?

Enlistment in the Legion is a great honour, offering the opportunity to serve with comrades in arms and advancing your status in Dwarven society through genuine meritocratic progression in a system that recognises talent and dedication above all. Additionally, you serve Dungrimm in combat through the honour and glory inherent in your valorous deeds. Once you reach the required rank, there are also several financial incentives, such as pay, tax benefits, etc. Your Kingdom calls you - Join the Legion today. 

REQUIREMENTS

A dwarf must:

Be a beardling of age, i.e. eighteen years.

Be of sound body and mind.

And possess a good grasp of Urguanic law.

 Not be an Ironborn.

All Yrromar must seek a special exemption to enlist, though admittance is generally limited.

HOW TO ENLIST

To enlist in the Legion, one must fill out the following form and seek out a Legionary officer. 

[Enlistment Form]

HIERARCHY

COMMAND

GRAND MARSHAL (III)

As the commander of the Legion, the Grand Marshal is specially appointed by the Grand King and directly manages his subordinates' duties, promotions and rewards. The Grand Marshal leads the Legion into combat and is the finest soldier it has produced. 

TRIBUNE (II)

Executive officer of the Legion, the Tribune is given delegated duties from the Grand Marshal to manage all administrative aspects of the Legion. He is also responsible for the issuance of rations, standard-issue weaponry and uniforms. In the Grand Marshal’s absence, the Tribune takes command of the Legion. 

LEGATE (I)

Junior officers of the Legion, they are worthy soldiers who have been promoted from the ranks. Legates are expected to assist in organising the Legion, and ensure the protection of the Kingdom from any threats through patrols and preparing the troops for battle. 

RANK AND FILE

PRIDEBEARER (III)

Pridebearers are the elite rank attained upon exemplary service; they receive the highest pay in the rank and file and financial exemptions. However, they are expected to take the lead in combat situations and have authority over inferior ranks. Promotion Requirements: 150 Honour, attend 6 Legion practices, 5 Legion events/battles or donate 10 stacks of military resources. 

IRONGUARD (II)

Ironguards are the Legion's regulars; this rank is attained once the oath of loyalty to the Legion is taken. These soldiers are expected to perform most of the day-to-day duties and attend Legion training and combat missions. Promotion Requirements: 50 Honour, attend two Legion practices and either attend a Legion event/battle or donate 2 stacks of military resources. 

GRUNT (I)

Grunts are the raw recruits in the Legion; once a dwarf completes their enlistment papers, they are immediately granted the rank of Grunt. These soldiers are not accorded the privileges granted to superior ranks (i.e. payment) and have yet to take the oath of loyalty, guaranteeing their place within the Legion. 

THE OATH

The oath is the bond that ties a dwarf to the Legion and his comrades in arms. It is sworn in part to the Gods and the realm, so breaking it is considered sacrilege. The contents of the oath are not public knowledge. The oath is binding until death or until released from it by a Legion officer. 

“I swear to Yemekar and the Brathmordakin the following unbreakable oath,

That I shall promise to be faithful to the Grand King “Name Here” and shall be so long as he reigns, I pledge my loyalty to Urguan and the Legion. I swear to act without treachery or evil intentions that would dishonour my kin, to uphold the realm's laws and protect the Khazadmar to the death. May Dungrimm hold me to my word.” 

NARVOK OZ URGUAN

THE HONOUR SYSTEM

Honour is the system that determines a Legionnaires progression through the ranks, rewarding service and obedience towards the Legion. 

HONOUR

HOW YOU GAIN HONOUR:

• Completing a task assigned by a Legion Officer - +5 Honour

• Gate Duty - +5 Honour per Dwarven Day (max 2 hours)

• Sole Patrol - +5 Honour per Dwarven Day (max 1 hours)

• Guarding Dwarven Meetings  - +5 Honour per Dwarven Day (hour)

• Guarding Important Dwarves - +10 Honour

• Attending Legion Expeditions - +10 Honour

• Attending Legion Practices - +10 Honour

• Upholding order in the Kingdom - +10 Honour

• Recruiting new Legionnaires - +15 Honour ((Honour is only granted whenever recruits show up to their first training))

• Extraordinary Behaviour (e.g. saving your fellow soldiers) - Up to the discretion of the Legion Officer

RESOURCES: 

(25 maximum honour gained per Stone Week)

• Donating a stack of Iron - +5 Honour

• Donating a stack of Netherrite - +10 Honour

• Donating a stack of Leather - +10 Honour

• Donating Herbs - Honour depends on the value of Herbs

DISHONOUR

HOW YOU LOSE HONOUR:

• Cause of Legion Expedition failure: -10 Honour

• Harassment/assault of fellow soldiers: -30 Honour

• Misuse of Legion-issued equipment: -50 Honour

• Speaking against the Grand Marshal or Tribune: -50 Honour

• Disobeying the orders of the commanding rank: -50 Honour

• Going stark raving mad: -100 Honour

PAYMENT

Payment is a privilege accorded to the ranks Ironguard and higher, the requirements to receive payment every year shall be completion of two Dwarven days ((hours)) of Gate Duty and attendance at one Legion practice, payment is issued at general training ((held every Saturday at 4PM EST). 

ISSUED BY THE OBSIDIAN THRONE

3rd of Grimdugans Shroud, 180 S.A

((14/05/24))

LEGIO I DUNGRIMM

CALL TO MUSTER

The Grand King Thurgrim Silverbraid has decreed that the Dwarves of Urguan are summoned for a muster in the Legion Hall next year on Armakaks Labour to voluntarily enlist in the Legion of Dungrimm. Service will guarantee every serving soldier benefits on behalf of the state, but in these times of financial hardship, after the monumental and costly project of renovating the capital, payment will be issued in kind for the next few years until the Kingdom’s coffers are replenished. Any arrivals are expected to bring heavy armour and a pony at their own expense (required material for armour can be purchased at the Workforce shop, located next to the Legion Hall), but uniforms befitting the rank of new volunteers, as well as standard-issue weaponry will be distributed. All those interested in enlistment are required to fill out a recruitment form beforehand, to be delivered to either the Grand Marshal or Quartermaster of the Legion.

NARVOK OZ URGUAN

[!]A form is tacked to the missive.

[Recruitment Form]

OOC: 

Date: Saturday the 18th of May, 2pm EST

Thurgrim Silverbraid

Grand King of Urguan, Lord of the Silverbraids

Narvi,

Grand Marshal of the 

Legion of Dungrimm

"There be a lot of bold statements here." Narvi squinted at the missive, putting it onto a pile on his desk. 

"Bah! The Clan system has failed, let us try somethin' new!" Narvi, the Clanless Dwarf, huffed. 

Narvi gasps as Norli Starbreaker becomes Lord Regent another time.

"He can't keep gettin' away with it!" He agonised at the news. 

"He's not that guy." Narvi muttered. 

The Wronged:

Narvi and the Khazadmar at large

The Assailant:

Aganar Kalgan

The Wrong:

Comparing the Dwarves to Elves and calling them Animals

Date of Wrongdoing:

8th of First Seed, 178 S.A

Terms of Settlement:

An apology and 250 minae as weregild to the Dwarven State

“A c-. What the feck.” Narvi swore in anger.

Just now, wowj said:

 

Thanks man.